I wanna do cute stuff with you like fuck the shit out of you
Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.”
this is an important thing to remember.
how do you tell a guy politely you want to push him against a wall and make out with him
but what if Ellen Degeneres and Neil Patrick Harris hosted an award show together
Sometimes I think it was fate that they both turned out gay, because their children would be too amazing for the world to handle.